Santa’s already got you on the naughty list so have fun with your partner this Christmas with a card game full of festive foreplay.

With specific cards like “suck his north pole” alongside toasts from Vixen and Rudolph and festive sex positions there are plenty of ways to make sure both your names are firmly written on the naughty list this year. In fact Santa might blush as red as his coat with the amount of festive filth in this card game. 

With a total of 53 cards and a pack of rules (aren’t they made to be broken?) you’ll have plenty of wide eyes and rosy cheeks this Christmas.